MINECRAFT
One life, one world, one increasingly panicked moron.
- #01 · 2011-10-16
#1 - Let the Crafting of Mines Commence!
A catalyst for debate. A polarizer of opinions. A divider of men. Adored by the masses. Despised by legion. Blocky. Quirky. Pointless. Its name is Minecraft... the name historians will come to call it? MarmiteCraft. [](http://www.tittybiscu…
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- #02 · 2011-10-16
#2 - The Ziggurat
When you start any new game of Minecraft, empty-handed and surrounded by untamed wilderness, there is always a real sense of urgency to get your shit together as fast as possible before the first night arrives and the world's monsters come …
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- #03 · 2011-10-26
#3 - Meet Kenneth
Indeed, the view atop the Ziggurat did far exceed my expectations. [](/__l5e/assets-v1/c8772a2d-9e4e-4ee5-aa4d-ce6a11e16c13/3zigguratview1.jpg) I expected it to suck, but not to such a grand scale. It's like this whichever way I turn.…
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- #04 · 2011-11-05
#4 - Iron Man
Properly bricked in to my new base, I begin using the resources I have to make my life easier. I begin with three things, all equally pointless. [](/__l5e/assets-v1/a0a4719e-21d7-4094-9be6-123f0059d534/4woodarmour1.png) First up, I tr…
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- #05 · 2011-11-13
#5 - The Enderbus is Coming
The last time I visited the cave, my cursory glance inside resulted in about five arrows finding a new home in the side of my head. I didn't attempt to kill the skellywags firing them with such enthusiasm, since I had neither a weapon nor a…
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- #06 · 2011-11-23
#6 - In Which Elements are Tamed
In case you missed the last epic installment of my Minecraft adventure being played in Iron Man Mode, here's a brief run down of the situation (that situation being me about to die): [](http://www.tittybiscuits.com/ironmanmode/wp-content/up…
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- #07 · 2011-12-08
#7 - In Which Old Enemies Are Encountered
If you've been reading so far, you'd be forgiven for thinking that I flail around in games without much of a discernible plan. You're not alone, and it applies to life as well. However, rest assured that I've hatched a plan! And not just a …
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- #08 · 2011-12-27
#8 - In Which Friends are Made
With my new long-term purpose fixed firmly in my heart, I spend a full day waiting for my iron ore to smelt and thinking about how funny the word 'smelt' is. By the next dawn, I'm about ready to set out into unfamiliar pastures and look for…
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- #09 · 2012-01-04
#9 - In Which I'm Blown Off
Rather than take Clarence the Wolf with me on my overseas adventures, I decide his home is his here - it'd be unfair to relocate him on a different continent so I ask him to wait at the coastline. A couple of minutes into my voyage and I re…
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- #10 · 2012-01-07
#10 - In Which Spawners Sporadically Spawn and Subsequently Spawn Spiders
As it's hopping over I get a few blows in and the string I need falls into my hovel. Mission accomplished and I didn't even have to venture outside.
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- #11 · 2012-02-05
#11 - In Which Delicacies are Eaten
I can't find anything familiar which will allow me to backtrack. I'm getting pretty hungry in my lostness, so I rush to eat what I think is a pork chop but is actually rotten zombie flesh. Like, ewww! This instantly poisons me, so I start t…
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- #12 · 2012-02-12
#12 - In Which Company is Sought
Ahhh... FINALLY! After leaving the cave which seemed to have no sign of diamond whatsoever - just some pointless lapis lazuli - I spend yet another hour plodding around the deepest recesses of this underground yawn-fest. A bit of excitement…
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- #13 · 2012-03-07
#13 - In Which Foes are Bested
After seeing the crazy lava column which someone had created as a beacon on the horizon, I made a bee line towards it in the hopes of finding someone, or if there is nobody around, at least finding someone's base from which I could steal th…
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- #14 · 2012-03-12
#14 - In Which Six Short Steps are Made
"Yeah. It's a shame... I'll miss writing the blog."
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- #15 · 2012-03-18
#15 - In Which We Find a G-G-G-GHAST!
When I warped into the Nether, I didn't know what I'd find. Death, I fancied. But based on my past experiences in the Nether, one thing I could be certain to see was fire, brimstone and lakes of molten lava. Imagine my confusion when I walk…
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- #16 · 2012-03-18
Minecraft Wrap-Up
This blog is now finished and will no longer be updated. Yes, I died. Well, kinda... The adventure was truly epic, and spanned 15 posts before reaching its conclusion. The newest posts are up top while the oldest are down the bottom (if tha…
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- #17 · 2013-09-06
Minecraft. Minecon. World of Minecon. Er... World of Minecraft
Last week Mojang put on a fantastic free exhibition last week called the World of Minecraft (possibly) at the Victoria Albert Museum in London. They really put on a show and fans responded in kind, with over 5,000 people turning up to the s…
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