TOMB RAIDER

Lara has a very bad weekend.

1. #01 · 2012-08-21

   #0.5 - Jugs.

   Since it looks like I'm probably not going to last much longer on Dead Island before losing my one and only life, I'm going to kick off a new adventure ahead of time. By the way, that was a total spoiler - if you were enjoying me blogging a…

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2. #02 · 2012-09-04

   #1 - Breasts.

   Last week I intimated that we'd be playing Tomb Raider at some point, but didn't specify which game in the series we'd be embarking upon. The truth is I hadn't even decided, but knew that it was a series I was anxious to delve into regardle…

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3. #03 · 2012-10-11

   #2 - Melons.

   With more than a little pessimism, I throw back the heavy wooden doors to what I think is the first official tomb of the game. Last time I killed a bunch of tigers and a crow, but besides giving PETA cause for concern, I don't feel I'm prop…

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