SKYRIM

I used to be an adventurer like you.

1. #01 · 2012-10-24

   #0.5 - Besmirched

   "... its interesting how you get to know someone just through their writing. I love how your tactics in a game revolve around running away from EVERYTHING and always choose the safe option, while Nathan dives headlong into fights and genera…

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2. #02 · 2012-11-02

   #1 - Level 3 Angry Nord Lesbian

   Having begun our Skyrim adventure by promising to play this series in a more aggressive style, Waaarg starts his career as a bezerker Orc by meekly agreeing to his own execution. Way to go down swinging! Luckily, I'm saved from my unjust pu…

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3. #03 · 2012-11-09

   #2 - Porking Orc

   Besides escaping my own execution and going on to kill six other people, my first day in Skyrim was a fairly mediocre affair. Hopefully times will be more interesting in Falkreath, and Waaarg the Beserker Orc arrives there just as the sun d…

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4. #04 · 2012-12-04

   #3 - This Town Deserves a Better Class of Orc

   After we departed Falkreath, I was a bit excited to find a band of Orcs hiding up at a wooden fort. I was hoping to hook up with them and carve our own little niche out of Skyrim together, for us all to live in peace away from the...

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5. #05 · 2012-12-17

   #4 - Tree Vs Orc

   I left off last time with two equally unappealing options. With night rapidly drawing in, I could stay on the open roads and risk attack from bandits, wolves, trolls or, if I'm really unfortunate, Something Awful forum members. Alternativel…

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6. #06 · 2013-01-04

   #5 - Glad You Axed

   Waaarg the Orc is in his mid-40s, has a GSOH, and likes nothing more than to bury axes in the skulls of imperial soldiers. He also loves long walks on the beach.

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7. #07 · 2013-01-31

   #6 - The Fields of Elysium

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