RACE TO THE... sun?

So it probably hasn't escaped the notice of regular readers that we've been a bit quiet over the last month. The reason behind this is complicated, but basically Nate and I have become superstars on YouTube and it's difficult to keep a site updated regularly when you're busy snorting coke off Jennifer Aniston's buttcrack and drinking champagne out of her bellybutton.

Note to anyone else who might drink champagne out of a bellybutton after Nate has had a go: he backwashes. Euughh. Anyway, the money has just about run out. So much so, Aniston has switched to Cava and since we're not animals, we're now back to posting at least semi-regularly until we get to the end of Season Three of the site. There will be new games being introduced any day now, and we think you'll love what's to come - do help out with the charity drive if you'd like to support the ongoing dedication to your entertainment, especially since that has slowed down a lot over the last year despite the high number of visitors. It would be remiss of me not to do a little catch up of what we've been doing over on YouTube over the last month. Particularly, Nate's continued and pioneering work in the field of Ridiculous Accents. Watch as he plays a bit of Kerbal Space Program, attempting to land on "the largest and most important celestial body in the Kerbal space system: the sun." This is the only surviving footage from the mission, and some of it may/will be disturbing to viewers: [youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kZF2bxNjdoI[/youtube] This victory for the Communist Party was scored in response to my own comparatively pitiful efforts to conquer space, so well done to Nate for correcting history's past mistakes and winning the space race for the Russkies. Here is the latest of my forays, and I haven't even landed on Minmus yet: [youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ilI6N2DBU0[/youtube] That's it for now. Come back later on in the week to see some long-overdue Iron Man Mode deaths in the existing games we're playing, as well as the introduction of some games you probably aren't expecting. **Dosvedanya!**Zeke Nate on YouTube Zeke on YouTube