DEAD ISLAND
Welcome to Banoi. Mind the zombies.
- #01 · 2012-05-28
#0 - Dead on Arrival
Zombies. Gaaah. Gaaah and Urrrg, indeed. We can trace back the explosion of interest in the zombie genre right back to patient zero: Max Brooks’ seminal book which was released in 2003. Sure, 28 Days Later preceded it by a year, but it was the utterl...
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- #02 · 2012-06-01
#1 - This is SO getting zero stars on TripAdviser
So, Dead Island! Before I get cracking, allow me to do the cursory reminder that once I die (which is likely to be around four minutes after I come out of the gate) this blog and our session here will come to an abrupt end. And when I say ‘once I die...
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- #03 · 2012-06-12
#2 - Awwww, FWEND!
In our first Dead Island outing I had pretty much the worst beginning to a holiday ever, excluding Skegness in 1989, in which I came down with chicken pox the day we left. Talk about a viral outbreak - I managed to infect over twenty other kids in th...
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- #04 · 2012-06-25
#3 - Dead Bodies Everywhere
In our last Dead Island excursion, we trying to get from Sinamoi’s hut to somewhere else to do something or other. I’ve entirely forgotten what the objective was. Save someone? Unlock a door? Close the Oblivion gates? The hell if I know. But hey, it ...
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- #05 · 2012-07-12
#4 - Bath Salts
So earlier I found some chump trapped in his car on the beach with an gaggle of zombies (think that’s the right collective noun) trying to get all up in his face. What he was doing trying to drive across a cluttered stretch of sand I’ll never know. L...
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- #06 · 2012-08-01
#5 - Multiplayer Marriage Mayhem
Last time, I left off with the terrifying prospect of being annihilated by an enemy way tougher than me. This time, I’m beating him upside the head with a gas canister. What, you thought I was gonna die this early into the proceedings? I throw the ga...
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- #07 · 2012-08-30
Trolling leads to anger, anger leads to altruism, altruism leads to… death.
[](/__l5e/assets-v1/d422797e-cc0d-4deb-9030-15589aa314cc/Dead-Island-zombie-thug-bathroom.png) As much as I adore my wife and think she looks raveshing in this blood and piss-soaked bathroom (the pools of gore reall...
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