The webmaster of Tittybiscuits.com is known only as Zeke Iddon.

He is available in three flavours.

Zeke Iddon is being broadcast on a five-second studio delay. Zeke Iddon loves to cuddle, but at all the wrong times. Zeke Iddon is in your base, freaking out your dudes. He will accept returns only on the manager’s approval and only with a valid receipt. Zeke Iddon is the manager.

Zeke Iddon is installing iTunes without installing Quicktime. His  iTunes is set to shuffle, but it always ends on Ace of Base. Zeke Iddon refuses to close an illegal operation. Zeke Iddon would very much like to report the error to Microsoft - Bill Gates can expect Zeke Iddon’s five-page report on his desk at 9 o’clock, sharp.

Zeke Iddon is enclosing a trojan into a JPEG. Zeke is giving away free iPods again. Zeke Iddon knows good literature... biblically.

Zeke Iddon will not judge a book by its cover, only on its narrative structure and pace of plot.  The cut of your jib does not please Zeke Iddon. Zeke Iddon will have his steak rare and with a side of peppercorn sauce, or not at all, thank-you-very-much. Zeke Iddon once had a lovely weekend in Leicester. His productivity was down the following Monday as a result.

Zeke Iddon is listening to Russia’s national anthem - not because he likes it, but because it's about him. Zeke Iddon has licked an ass, but not the way you're thinking. Zeke Iddon once jammed with Led Zep, but grew tired of their lack of innovation. Rick Astley called in to say that he’d been Zed-Rolled five minutes ago.

 Terrorists never stop thinking of ways to harm our countries and our people, and neither does Zeke Iddon. When it is time to rock the funky joint Zeke Iddon is on point. When it is time to rock the funky jam Zeke Iddon appreciates a bit of a heads up.

Zeke is arguing your idiotic 9/11 conspiracy theories on YouTube, and requests a personal meeting to discuss this matter. Zeke was on a Paris train. He emerged in London rain.



There is a house in New Orleans they call Zeke Iddon. It's been the ruin of many a poor boy and Lord, I know, I'm one. Zeke Iddon's mother was a tailor, she sewed those corduroy slacks. Zeke Iddon is asking you to relax and go back to a time when you were happy. Can you describe those memories? Zeke Iddon is setting aside an afternoon to sort out his paperwork. Zeke Iddon is playing an organ solo. Oh mother, tell your children, not to do what Zeke Iddon has done.

Zeke Iddon once climbed to the top of Mt. Everest and then took a nap in the dim Tibetan sunlight. There are few things in this world more comforting than a cuddle from Zeke Iddon and one of them is a handshake from Zeke Iddon. Zeke Iddon came joint first with asbestos on the ‘List of Things Not to Breath In’ as voted by Daily Mail readers. Zeke Iddon is adopting Madonna’s children.



Zeke Iddon owes £200 to the Community Chest. Zeke Iddon is evading the super tax. Zeke Iddon is debating the house rules regarding the Free Parking square, even when they work in his favour. Zeke Iddon just opened a hotel on Mayfair, and guess where you're about to land? Zeke Iddon is conquering Irkutsk with a single army, rolling perfect sixes all across Asia. Zeke hopes you love bargains.

The nail that sticks up will be hammered down by Zeke Iddon.

Zeke Iddon is coming to your town soon.

Zeke Iddon is sold out.

You missed Zeke Iddon.