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The Time I Got Stuck in Auschwitz

This is a continuation of Part One and concludes the chronicles of my time in Party Central. During my journeys to Poland, I’d noticed that the people of this fine nation don’t mess around. You know how Germans are famed for their ability to identify a problem and engineer an elegant solution to solve it? […]

The Time I Hated Driving a Car

Following on from the last missive I wrote about driving, I’m pleased to report an update: I now know how to drive. I have a car and I’m driving it. Nobody has died so far. I am hoping that this will continue. I’m yet to take my test, but fingers crossed nobody will die during […]

The Time I Learned How to Drive

This  post is brought to you by funnyfails.com, so be sure to find more lol-worthy driving memes over there!! HAHA, get it? Women are bad at driving! LOL! Anyway that’s why this image is hilarious.  In other news, I must have some hidden vagina somewhere about my person because I suck at driving. I’ve figured […]

The Time I Nearly Froze to Death in Poland

“How lohng ’til we sppose to dishemburk?” “Huh?” I was, as these stories are wont to begin, spectacularly drunk. “Dishuhm… er, disembark.” I tried again. “This bus. How long before we dishhembrr… when do we get off?” “In ten minutes,” Mike stated boldly, equally drunk but far more confident of our whereabouts. He was looking […]

The Time I Chatted to David Huntsberger

I got a Skype call from LA comedian David Huntsberger  the other night. It was about 3:00AM and I was napping in my office chair at the time. I heard the ubiquitous Skype tone, snapped awake, wiped the gunk from my oculars, and instantly answered the call, because it’s David Huntsberger and I’ll never pass […]

The Time I Ordered A Cork Board

ME & BOSS “How are you settling in, Zeke? The office is really taking shape! Are you missing anything?” “A world globe that flips open to reveal a hidden gin bar would about top it off, I reckon.” “Anything realistic and/or reasonable?” “Actually and in all seriousness, I could really do with a second monitor.” […]